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Dwarfs aka wee people

Post by Kennypa4 on Sun 6 Nov - 5:50

‎2 dwarfs pull 2 girls & take them home. 1st dwarf just cant get it up. and to make things worse, all night he hears 2nd dwarf saying "here i cum again... 123 uuuh" next morning 1st dwarf says "how embarrassing, i couldn't get an erection" 2nd dwarf says "you think thats bad, i couldn't get on the fucking bed !!!"


Guy in the work asked me . What do i know about dwarfs ? I said very little. boom boom

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Post by Big Stu on Sun 6 Nov - 7:18

You should never take the piss out of a retarded dwarf. Its not big and its not clever

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Post by G-force on Tue 8 Nov - 9:01

I crashed into the back of a car at the roundabout at work today. When we both got out to inspect the damage I noticed the other driver was a dwarf.
He stormed up to me and shouted 'I'm not happy',
so I said, 'well which one are you then?!' Very Happy

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